10 commandments for dating my daughter doug giles
Do not come into my house with earrings, a grill, or over sized pants with your butt cleavage hanging out.
If I have to talk to you, you had better know as much about as many things as possible.
His "old school," evangelical-preacher style comes with a strong flavor of the old Sinaitic threat of thunder, lighting, fire and brimstone on transgressors.If you're a slacking, blame-shifting, visionless slug with genital warts who's waiting for someone to carry them into greatness and who lives by the dictates of his ding dong, then you need to find a girl who doesn't have a father like me.Do not touch my daughter, or I'll tear your hands off and you'll have to "whip the bishop" with a stub.The thing that sucks with their metamorphosis into womanhood is the guys who've begun to buzz around our happy nest interested in my ladies.As much as I don't like the idea of their dating, I have got to suck it up and accept it (bartender, I'll have a shot of whiskey). you know how hard it is to let your girls go (I'll take another shot, please).This guy is what you call a false prophet, a heathen, a phony.You my friend, are like the rest of the world." A reader thinks Giles may not have the real picture of what his daughters are doing.Commandment III: "Thou shall not touch my daughter.You know, if you do, I'm going to have to smash your hands, and your mother is going to have to help you gel up that Justin Bieber hairdo of yours." The video has elicited various responses from viewers.Also, when you're at my casa, your phone goes on vibrate. I also like original art work, R&B and classic rock compilations, collecting skulls, hunting and big game fishing trips, antique Christian and Classic books, custom choppers and early twentieth century African safari memorabilia. I'm not one of your thug buddies you can go down the gutter with. If you say you're going to do something, then I expect you to do it.You see, I'm looking for stability/reliability for my ladies, and keeping your word in the smallest matters tells me that you're ahead of the pack and at least a consideration, in my mind, for our support.